The first thing to say about these beer establishments is that they go there not so much to drink beer as to meet local girls. The girls working in these bars are never against such acquaintances, and at least they will not refuse to drink beer with foreigners, at their expense, of course.
It is worth noting that these inhabitants of the beer bars, as a rule, speak English tolerably, and since they are young, spontaneous, curious and often quite beautiful, even a simple conversation with them can easily dispel an occasional boredom.
In the event that your interest in girls extends beyond just talking, the girl you like will not be surprised by such a development of events, and everything that happens next will depend solely on you. You can invite a girl to a restaurant or a disco, and generally play love. Or you can just explain to the girl in plain text what exactly you want from her. At the same time, the girl’s desires expressed by you are definitely not shocking, if only for the reason that these girls have seen a lot in their lives, and with a high degree of probability, they have seen much more than you.
If you choose the second option for the development of events, the question of money will naturally arise. general rule not here, however, if you do not want to tire the girl with your presence for a long time, the amount will spin around 1000 baht. And if you want to spend the whole night with a girl, then the figure will turn out to be close to 1500 baht.
In the case of the first option, there may not be a conversation about money, however, it does not at all follow from this that a girl can not be given money at all. It must be well understood that girls sit in bars not at all in order to kill time, but in order to earn a living. And the financial side of the relationship with them should be taken seriously, because in a rage, Thai girls can cause a lot of trouble. And it's not a joke. In any case, these troubles, in the form of a scratched face and the likely appearance of the police, will be much more serious than the disputed amount of 1000/1500 baht.
But what about sex for love, you ask, after reading what was written above.
It is quite possible if you can impress a local girl strong enough so that she, at least for a while, forgets about money. And, besides this, openly explain to her that you are not going to give money. And explain it to her before, not after.
What is written here may seem excessively cynical, but in fact, it is not so difficult, when talking with a girl, to find suitable and decent words in order to unobtrusively dot the money issue.
It is worth noting that for many European tourists, the promotion of local girls for free sex is something of a sport. The author of these lines repeatedly had to observe the Anglo-Saxons, bypassing the ranks of girls with phrases like “I’m poor student, blah-blah-blah”, and, characteristically, with a positive result. However, this sport also has its downsides. If a girl is good-looking, she will gladly laugh at such a joke, exchange a couple of phrases with a poor student, and remain sitting in a bar, waiting for a richer student to appear on the horizon. And the one whose external data is not impressive, and to which neither rich nor poor, will agree to such a proposal, will agree to such a proposal.
Concluding this topic, one cannot but say that communication with Thai girls, despite the fact that they are children of a completely different civilization and frankly want to extract money from you, is not much different from communication with girls in the vast expanses of our Motherland. Such is the paradox.
Common terminology and practice. Slang, overhead and taking girls to hotels.
If you intend to translate communication with local girls into a practical plane, it's good to have some idea of the terminology established in their circle and, in general, about the technical side of this whole entertainment process. First, there are a few words and phrases that you will probably hear, and the meaning of which is worth understanding:
short time- this term means that you are not going to take away from the girl more than 2 hours of her precious time.
long time- means that you are going to invite a girl for the whole night.
Bar Fine- girls work in the state of bars, and you can’t just take them away from there; you need to pay the owners of the bar compensation, usually 300 - 500 baht.
Mamasan(less often - Papasan) - the owner (owner) of the bar and at the same time the manager of the girls; it is mamasan who demands bar fine from you, and at the same time, makes you buy beer or cola at a bar, at a price that will not please you.
Guest Fee– not only girls and bars want your money; many hotels also require money for allowing a girl to be taken to the room; as a rule, this amount is several hundred baht.
Another interest Ask, which cannot be ignored, concerns precisely the wire of the girls to the hotel. As a rule, Thai hotels are guest-friendly, exceptions to this rule are extremely rare, and apply only to especially expensive and especially respectable hotels. It is worth noting that if the hotel does not want guests to drive girls, this will be reported in such a way that it will not be possible to miss this information. For example, a poster with relevant content will be pasted on the door of your room.
As mentioned above, many (but not all) Thai hotels practice charging an additional fee for taking girls to the room, usually the amount is several hundred baht. If you fly to Thailand on a tour package, then with a probability of 90% you can expect that your hotel will be one of them. If you book a hotel on your own, then it is not so difficult to choose a hotel where girls can be taken for free. For example, to settle in those of the apartments where the reception works only during the day, and in the evenings there is no one to take money from the guests.
In the same case, if you have reasons why you do not want to take the girl to your room (for example, you suspect that your wife is hiding there with a rolling pin), nothing will prevent you from resolving the issue with the hotel on the spot. In the Bangla Road area there are countless hotels with prices of 500 - 1000 baht per night, and all of these hotels are well known to girls. So you don’t even have to puzzle over this problem: entrust the choice of a hotel to a girl, and she will cope with this task normally.
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| The author of this set of photos is Willy Thuan. V high definition these photos can be viewed here: Phuket Nightlife. |
Possible adverse effects. Funny diseases and crime.
The pleasant, cheerful and life-affirming side of this case was mentioned above, now it's time to talk about the less pleasant side of the issue, about the possible medical and criminal consequences, the probability of which is not equal to zero.
The fact that you should always use a condom can probably not be written here, but what you should definitely write about is that a condom does not at all protect against unpleasant consequences.
And in order to minimize the likelihood of such consequences, you need to understand that all these funny diseases are not only medical, but also social in nature. In practice, this obvious fact is expressed in the fact that the probability of catching an infection from a girl working in an expensive and decent, by Thai standards, institution is quite small. But in the case of a lady working on the street, in some dirty alley, it is very large.
Criminal hardcore, in the form of clonidine, poured into beer, is typical, perhaps, only for Pattaya. In Patong, one of the troubles of this kind can be expected, perhaps, an unforeseen loss of material values, mystically associated with a visit by a girl to your room. As always happens in such cases, both sides are involved in the disappearance of money, mobile phones and laptops. The owners of material values, stunned by the meeting with another civilization, often do not realize the obvious and banal things. For example, that one should not test the honesty of girls with a bundle of dollars thrown to the mercy of fate in a desk drawer. And the girls? What is the demand from them? Even ministers and deputies can easily covet ownerless material values.
In fact, the likelihood of petty, and not very, theft is not so great, since a girl can go into all serious trouble only if she is 100% sure that she will not be found later. And in case you met a girl in a bar where she works, finding her is as easy as shelling pears, as if she left a copy of her documents at the hotel reception, such a copy is always made when paying a guest fee (a fee charged by the hotel for seeing a local girl to the room).
From what has been said above, one very simple and obvious conclusion can be drawn: do not chase cheapness. Girls working in Bangla Road establishments want to get not so stunning, by European standards, money, and trying to find cheaper options somewhere on the street can easily turn into both medical and criminal consequences.
Transvestites, they are katoi, they are ladyboys. How to distinguish a trance from a straight woman.
This topic cannot be ignored, since the entire Internet is full of funny (and not so) stories about encounters with these strange creatures. Reading these stories, it is not always possible to understand how their authors managed to get into such an anecdotal and often unpleasant situation.
The main reason for such adventures, however, lies on the surface and lies in the fact that at the time of their adventures, the authors of all these countless stories were, to put it mildly, drunk.
Otherwise, they would never have confused a boy with a girl, since no plastic surgery can turn a plowman, hunter and lumberjack into an elegant and defenseless creature, with a small, half the size of a man's hand, and an equally small and graceful leg.
The physiological differences between trances and natural girls have probably been listed a thousand times already, but what has been written about quite rarely is that it is very easy to distinguish a trance (katoya) from a real girl by her behavior.
This difference in behavior lies in the fact that transvestites do not have innate female grace, and they play this grace the way actors play on stage. And since acting is a rare thing, they play lousy, constantly overact, look vulgar and overly cheeky, and flaws in their mimicry appear in absolutely everything, and in the manner of speaking, and in the manner of dressing, and in the manner of walking, and in the style of their makeup, etc., etc., etc.
In general, on a sober head, it is not the slightest difficulty to distinguish a trance from a straight woman. However, if you take 3 liters of beer on your chest, and put 700 grams of vodka on top, then the line between a boy and a girl can really become very unsteady, and those stories can happen that most people prefer not to tell about later.
P.S. In the event that you are not sure who is in front of you, trans or straight, pay attention, in addition to demeanor, to height, shoe size and palm size, those physiological data that cannot be corrected with plastic surgery. And if your potential chosen one is not inferior to you in height, behaves excessively cheeky and wears size 44 shoes, think about how joyful further communication with her will be for you;)
Other Entertainment Bangla Road. Discos, go-go bars and massage parlors.
Discos. There are almost a dozen of them in the Bangla Road area, all of them are located in a prominent place, and these establishments are definitely worth a visit.
These discos are decorated not without tricks, the acoustics are expensive everywhere, the sound, as a result, is clear and powerful, the music is mostly in the spirit of MTV. These establishments open at 9 - 10 pm, but the influx of the public in them usually happens closer to midnight.
Discotheques in Patong are not very suitable for dating Thai girls, at least dating in a discotheque is not mainstream for Patong.
Local girls, however, are present at discos, and are clearly divided into two categories: bar-girls, who spent the whole evening in their bar to no avail, and went on to further search for a source of wealth, and ordinary Thais who came to Phuket on vacation , and those who came to the disco just relax and have fun. It is not always possible to distinguish the former from the latter, even with an experienced eye, and it is this fact that complicates acquaintance with local girls, since communication with amateurs and professionals requires both a different approach and a different vocabulary.
However, as a place for dating, Patong discos have a plus of a slightly different property. These places are great for meeting fellow Thais, just in case the Thai girls didn't impress you enough. There are a lot of compatriots in Phuket, they all go to discos with pleasure, so there are always a lot of options for this kind of dating.
Go-go bars. There is not much to write about these establishments. Those go-go bars that are located on Bangla Road are an unfortunate parody of Pattaya establishments, and if you pass by them, then you will lose absolutely nothing in your life.
Massage parlors. In Patong, there is one salon of the same Thai massage. This establishment is called Christin Massage, and is a huge pink building located on Second Road (Thanon Ratuthit Songroipi Road), south of its intersection with Bangla Road.
It should be noted that the golden years of Thai (not wellness) massage are long gone, and at the moment Thailand is too rich and prosperous country for young and beautiful girls to agree to work in institutions like Christin Massage, which is essentially a job. on the sex line. In practice, the above is expressed in the fact that the ladies working in Christin Massage are frankly not young, and many of them are at such a venerable age that it is just right for them to nurse their grandchildren.
P.S. What was written above was relevant even ten years ago, and since there was no staff rotation in Christin Massage, today we can state that local priestesses of love are distinguished by simply phenomenal longevity.
Pictures of Bangla Road nightlife
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To understand the attitude of Thais towards the behavior of girls who do not deny themselves the small joys of life, it is worth making a short historical digression.
To begin with, it is worth saying that Thai society has never known taboos and prohibitions on sexual activity, the very taboos that are so characteristic of Abrahamic religions.
The local religion, unlike the religions dominating in Europe, has always been liberal, tolerant and sympathetic to all aspects of human nature.
And the relationship of the sexes in Thailand has always been regulated by the most general religious and ethical principle, namely: no matter what a person does, his actions should not harm other people.
And since the relationship between girls and their, as they are now called, boyfriends, has always suited both sides, neither society, nor family, nor state and religious structures have ever interfered in these relations.
It is worth adding that Thailand was bypassed and dubious views medieval Europe, which honored virginity with amazing zeal, and the ideas of European totalitarianism of the 20th century, which sought to control the actions of a person, including through the control of his sexuality.
The same worldview ideas that have been formed within Thai society itself are best conveyed by two very famous Thai words: “sanuk” and “sabai”. Without going into the intricacies of translation, the meaning of these words can be explained as follows: the sun is shining - sanuk, a beautiful girl is sitting nearby - sabai, good music is playing - sanuk, cold beer is flowing like a river - sabai, and so on, the list can be continued indefinitely.
In practice, the love of Thais for sanuk and sabai has led to the fact that they have learned to masterfully derive pleasure from the current moment of life, and their liberal view of the world has led to the fact that they do not interfere with enjoying life for others, and never climb into someone else's life if no one asks them to.
How everything that happens on Bangla Road looks in the eyes of the girls working there
The girls look at their work is simple and unpretentious. Sitting in the bars of Bangla Road, they are, paradoxically, looking for their happiness.
What constitutes, in their understanding, happiness, it will not be possible to explain in a couple of paragraphs, but it is easy to explain what, in their view, is not happiness.
Firstly, it is not happiness for them to work in a 7/11 store with a salary of 8-10 thousand baht per month. Secondly, and perhaps even firstly, happiness for them is not working in the rice field, in their native province of Isan, a job in which at 30 years old you can become an old woman, and at 40 years old you can go on a date with the Buddha .
In general, speaking bluntly, girls treat their work the way they treat any other, fairly well-paid job, which has its pluses and minuses.
These disadvantages are quite obvious, but it is worth mentioning the advantages especially, since they will surely surprise many readers of this text. These pluses are not so much that you can receive generous tips and live in a resort without any special worries, but that you can most likely find yourself a rich husband in this job. And it's not a joke.
Married couples consisting of a Thai and a foreigner (usually a European) are not uncommon in Thailand, and to understand the scale of this phenomenon, it is enough to say that in the province of Isan alone, more than 100,000 foreigners are registered on family visas (read - non-poor Europeans) .
So, the story of the famous film "Pretty Woman", with Julia Roberts and Richard Gere in the lead roles, for the girls sitting in the bars of Bangla Road, is not a fairy tale at all. For them, this is a very real prospect for the development of events, especially if the girl is moderately smart, not absurd, and beautiful enough to arouse the interest of wealthy European playboys.
How good is the nightlife of Patong compared to the nightlife of Bangkok and Pattaya
And as a center nightlife, and as a center for sex tourism, Patong has never claimed the top spot in Thailand.
To tell the truth, in the case of Patong, this third place could never really be considered a prize, because against the background of Bangkok and Pattaya, Patong always looked like nothing more than a second league.
And this applied to all aspects of nightlife: the number, size and variety of places of entertainment; the number and appearance of local girls; and absolutely everything else.
So, the nightlife of Patong made a really strong impression on tourists only in one case, if they had not yet seen the nightlife of Bangkok and Pattaya.
The above was true even many years ago, in the best years for Patong, which, sadly, have long been left behind. At the moment, the nightlife in Patong is half empty, and this is not due to the decline or collapse of the Thai entertainment industry, but to the fact that in recent years the contingent of people who come to Phuket has changed a lot.
Young, active, and adventurous people now bypass Phuket, and are visited mainly by couples over the age of 40, who come to Phuket, mostly for travel vouchers. This public is not inclined to participate in nightlife, and if it appears on Bangla Road, it is only to look at everything that happens from the side, as they look from the side at the life of animals in the zoo.
As a result, the girls who worked in the bars of Bangla Road, Patong are leaving, the bars themselves are half empty, and at the moment (season 2019) Patong, unlike Bangkok and Pattaya, is already difficult to recommend as a place suitable for having fun and spend your time adventurous.
Once the sun has dropped below the horizon, you've showered and anointed yourself with Aloe Vera gel, it's time to hit the road. The hotel is a place to sleep, the most interesting thing is outside these walls.
Post-Sunset Life in Phuket much brighter, more active, more fun, louder than daytime.
First, let's gather strength before a long night.
Dinner
Dinner in Phuket - this is a whole event.
Having a quick bite to eat in an ugly place means missing out on another pleasure of life. After all, every restaurant and every cafe lure visitors by any means.
Barkers line up in orderly rows and, shouting over each other, invite them to dine with them. The cabinets at the entrance are littered with menus in all languages with colorful pictures.
And seafood lovers run up their eyes from the inhabitants offered on the ice stands andaman sea: all kinds of fish, shrimps of different sizes, squids, crabs. Choose any and specify how to cook (grilled or fried) and under what sauce. And the atmosphere will be created by bright lanterns and, almost everywhere, live music with figured Filipinas on vocals.
If calmness and romance are closer to you, then turn off the turbulent stream and in any alley or on the seashore you will find quiet restaurants with subdued lights and candles on the tables.
As soon as the tropical heat subsides, violent trade unfolds on the streets. In a more or less lively place on each beach, tables with all kinds of goods are drawn out in a line: clothes, shoes, souvenirs, Thai medicine, fruits, bags, spices, appliances.
Within walking distance from any hotel, you can fully dress, put on shoes, buy souvenirs in a suitcase specially purchased for this.
Patong - a place of everyday celebration and adult fairy tale
But all the main Phuket nightlife concentrated on Patong Beach. A place of everyday celebration, unbridled fun and an adult fairy tale.
If you look at the island from a bird's eye view after 6-7 pm, you can see glowing streams from all over Phuket, flowing into the center of the west coast.
The center of the center is small, only 350 meters long, bangla street. After 18 hours it becomes pedestrian and then it all starts. It's stupid to describe the atmosphere, you have to plunge into it with your head. The wide street is filled with tourists and those who want to entertain tourists (read, make money on them). Such a concentration of bars per square meter is unlikely to be found anywhere else. the globe. Those who tried to count from the number, call the figure more than 200 pieces.
In an attempt to stand out, the bars are still similar to each other, like Siamese twins: three walls (back and side), bar counters with high chairs and a couple of pylons (metal poles).
Loud music from the speakers, cheap alcohol in pure (shots) and in cocktails, and bar girls.
The latter are often called go-go girls- most often fragile girls in bright clothes, with a claim to sexuality, dragging rabid tourists into a bar. How more tourists enters, the more her today's earnings will be. And what if a lonely European looks in, “refuels” with Thai whiskey, calls this girl to him, first to talk, then asks to dance, and then, look, he will invite you to a neighboring hotel, where rooms are rented out by the hour. So they scream, and clap their hands, and on the pylons wriggle their bodies with their girls, attracting the attention of everyone who is not of Thai appearance.
The kitchen in the bars, if any, is open until 23, alcohol is poured up to 2-3 hours.
Every tourist on Bangla will definitely see the "highlight" of Thailand - men in women's clothes. High on big heels, theatrical clothes, but big hands and a rough voice - katoi, ladyboys. They, like go-go girls, work as bait for cereal establishments. An inexperienced guest of the country will want to take a closer look at this miracle and stay in the bar. Transvestites, sometimes, show shows right on the street, completely free of charge, just attracting attention.
Lovers of transvestites and those who just want to stare should have a couple of drinks in the bars on “soi Katoy” - this is the name of a small side street from Bangla, where there are more representatives of the “third sex” than two traditional ones combined: No Angels bar, D-club, Boom boom bar.
These "ladies" are very fond of taking pictures, especially with tourists, because there is an unwritten rule - you need to pay a tip for a photo, preferably at least 100 baht each.
By the way, Katoev Lane (the official name is Soi Crocadile) is also the gay center of Patong at night.
You turn your head from side to side, and at this time a huge live monitor lizard is thrown onto your shoulders, or a small animal with big eyes - loris clings to your clothes. The owners of these animals will allow you to touch them, stroke them, take pictures with them, but then you pay. There are no strict prices, but prepare 100-200 baht.
Warning: all animals and birds that are offered for photography (not only in Patong, but also on beaches, islands, streets) are poached from the natural environment, kept in terrible conditions, not vaccinated and may be sick. Think of the implications of such an exotic photo!
Ping pong show! Free!"
You will hear these words even through loud music. On laminated sheets of paper that show barkers, incomprehensible pictures of half-naked bodies and no rackets. Get ready that you will not see a tennis tournament if you agree to go to the call. This is another "highlight" of night Thailand - sex show. It is indecent to describe this performance, there are not enough synonyms for a story about the reproductive organs, primary and secondary sexual characteristics involved on the stage.
If such exotic attracts you, then it is better to visit. Book tickets with us, because self-admission costs 3 times more, and there may not be seats.
This club is considered the best of all of this type: a comfortable auditorium, a left-luggage office, polite security and employees, "interesting" numbers of "masters" of their craft. Both men and women, and transvestites work on the stage, various props are used, including frogs, aquarium fish. You can imagine how they are used. The performance goes in a circle - for an hour a series of numbers, which is repeated three times.
The ticket is valid not for the time, but only for the entrance. So if you really like it or want to take a closer look at the intricacies of the show, then you can stay for all three hours, no one will kick you out. Although not every viewer can withstand at least one circle.
Pin pong show
So called " ping pong show» on Bangla Road, although they are free, they do not represent anything interesting. In a semi-dark small room, a semblance of a stage was built, on which the "actors" show a couple of numbers.
And why ping pong? There will be tennis balls, but not on the playing table. Where? Find out when you watch the show.
Another trick to extort money from tourists on not only Bangla street, but also on the beaches is flower garlands. A small, fragile girl with the agility of an American cowboy throws an orchid necklace around your neck. Got it - pay! She won't take the necklace back, and she won't let go without money. "Tventi bat!" she will cry. Usually the white man's heart breaks down, gives a green bill with the number 20, and the girl goes to catch the next dupe.
Do not be surprised when in the center of the "lewd" street you will meet girls of Slavic appearance in elegant dresses and Russian girls posters. There are already three strip clubs with Russian girls on Bangla: Club Paradise, Moulin Rouge, Club D`Amore. Open daily from 21:00 to 03:00. Beautiful dancers from Russia, Ukraine, Belarus attract tourists from Eastern countries. Arabs, Turks, Indians even in Thailand prefer fair-skinned women. The policy of the clubs is as follows: admission is free, for watching dances you need to pay a tip of at least 100 baht, whoever wants to chat with a girl buys her cocktails, by mutual desire, you can pay for an escort, i.e. leave with the girl, paying the bar for her absence. Escort does not mean sex, the girl decides for herself. In Russian strip clubs, a different atmosphere reigns - more calm and relaxed, rudeness and rudeness are prohibited here. The choreographic training of our compatriots is much higher than that of Thais and Burmese women, many visitors come only to watch beautiful dances beautiful girls. But to condemn our girls or, conversely, to accept their chosen profession is a personal matter for everyone.
Nightlife entertainment is not limited to Bangla. Walk further along the Soi Sansabai alley that continues the street. Small restaurants and bars with a simple menu. In many, you can watch sports matches on large screens or play billiards with bored go-go girls. The farther from Bangla, the quieter the atmosphere becomes and the cheaper alcohol. An interesting thing came up with the owners of small hotels located in this lane. At 9 pm right on the street, at the entrance, they put tables, chairs and a bar counter. Would you like any alcoholic cocktail for 79 baht? Don't forget to tip the bartender!
A hundred meters from Bangla, opposite shopping center Jungle Ceylon is growing Arab quarter. There are no go-go girls here, but young guys invite you to restaurants (they are only barkers, no additional services do not provide). Delicious oriental cuisine and a variety of hookahs at very reasonable prices. The average price of dinner is 500 baht, hookah 250 - 300 baht.
Those who want to dance are waiting for the discotheques of Patong
One of the most popular - Seduction - is located right on Bangla Street. Two floors plus a chill-out with a variety of music. On the first floor - a mixture of hip-hop, rap and modern hits. On the second - electronic sound provided by guest DJs. There is also a room where light compositions are played, you can take a break from loud bass, chat with friends, sip cocktails, and also dance. The club has face control, which does not allow Thai ladies, representatives of the most ancient profession, to pass. The entrance ticket costs 200-350 baht.
Another popular club in the Bangla area is Hollywood Disco. Every 2-3 days, theme parties are held here, often DJs from other countries are invited. Danced European hits are played on the dance floor. Entrance prices range from 200 to 500 baht.
Famous club, located in the Jungle Ceylon complex, is now better known as a Russian club, because. the organizers regularly hold Russian discos. The club itself is very interesting: an open area on the roof of the building with a swimming pool in the center (you can swim, but you should not dive - the depth is less than a meter), a dance floor, a cocktail bar, soft sunbeds with canopies. Sometimes, "stars" from Russia come. True, already "shone" - Decl, Mikhail Grebenshchikov, "Russian Size".
In the depths of the alleys of Bangla there are also dance clubs, but, most often, neither the interior nor the music is interesting, there are a lot of thai girls who are trying to find lonely Europeans.
If you are going to visit any of the above clubs, then we advise you to first take a walk along Bangla Street. Promoters are open from 19:00 to 22:00. They hand out flyers that provide either free admission or a discount on a ticket / drink at a bar. In clubs, visitors are stamped on their hands, which ensures a free return inside. So, you can walk through all the discos, in the end, choosing the one you like the most.
Night entertainment in Phuket usually lasts until 2-3 am. However, if the soul asks for a holiday until the morning, it can always be arranged, Phuket will help with this.
Tourists from all over the world come to Phuket not for a calm and measured rest, but for adventure, drive, vivid sensations. There is enough "bread and circuses" for every taste and budget. Phuket is famous for its nightlife. With the onset of darkness, the city changes and a real extravaganza of entertainment for vacationers begins. There are many nightclubs here, you don’t have to go far.
Clubs in Phuket are quite large, have several dance floors, and, of course, they are designed mainly for tourists. Most of the clubs in Phuket open at 8 pm, but people usually start to catch up after ten o'clock.
How to attract guests: Thai tricks
It is rare to meet a Thai man in a club. But on the other hand, there are a lot of Thai girls here, most of which are “night butterflies”. Although if you try, you can get acquainted with ordinary Thai women with whom you will have fun. Since there are a lot of nightclubs in Phuket, like a couch potato on the beach, each of them attracts guests in the best possible way. They try to lure girls to their place, enticing them with free admission and drinks at the expense of the institution.
But what about men? Everything is very simple - the Thais use a win-win strategy: if there are a lot of girls in the club, then the men will go here themselves without a special invitation. For men, here, as if smeared with honey - the exotic beauty of taek beckons like a magnet. They are easy to communicate with, they can easily sit down with a man themselves, be sure to treat her to a drink, and you will be provided with a pleasant evening alone with her.
]For closer communication, you can easily negotiate with the beauty, but you will have to unfasten the percentage of the club.
There is never a shortage of guests! Especially since most Phuket nightclubs do not charge an entrance fee. On any day of the week the clubs are filled with visitors. Most of the establishments are located in Patong. Here, nightclubs are literally at every turn. There are many ways to get here from Phuket Town. In the afternoon - by bus, taxi, tuk-tuk. Some tourists prefer to rent a bike or car, but then you have to limit yourself to alcoholic beverages.
At night, you can only get to Patong by taxi or tuk-tuk. To increase the interest of tourists, many nightclubs in Phuket have their own "zest", which is not found in other establishments. Not every disco in Phuket will be interesting. Which of them deserve attention?
"Seduction" (Seduction Nightclub)
One of the largest nightclubs in Phuket with five dance floors and a capacity of three thousand people. Located on Bangla Road. It is considered the most pretentious club in Patong. Only popular music plays here all night long. The security service in the club works well, so in terms of fights and other brawls, it is quite calm here, as far as it is possible in a nightclub. It is impossible to pass by, a bright and large sign is visible from all sides of the street.
They constantly offer discounts, hold promotions, distribute enticing flyers at the entrance. At a discount, you can get a drink for almost nothing - for 50 baht, and prices start at 150 baht. You can only enter the club through security. Do not be surprised if you are asked to open your purse, searched from head to toe, any dangerous items will be seized. When you leave the club, you can pick up everything.
Entrance is free for everyone, but numerous waiters are constantly scurrying around the club and persistently offer to order something.
The main entertainment of the club is concentrated on the second floor. There is a bar, tables, chairs. Do not be stingy with a tip to the waiter - 20-40 baht. A large dance floor with a ball in the middle, an ordinary interior and white stripes of fabric coming down from the ceiling. The main audience comes here to warm up on the dance floor, surrounded by a huge number of people, to drink, to find a companion for the night.
The main things that tourists like here and attract guests:
- institution scale,
- high level of security
- the opportunity to light the music of world-famous DJs who come here at the invitation of the Thais.
"Hollywood" (Hollywood Disco)
An enticing title. Also located on Bangla Road. There is no entrance fee, but you will need to buy a drink. How this is tracked is not clear, because there are many visitors here. Probably, they hope for the honesty of vacationers. Drink prices start at 100 baht.
At the entrance you will have to temporarily part with everyone piercing objects, drinks and food. There are many taeks in provocative clothes, which speaks of their occupation. Choose any, it's not in their rules to refuse. Poles are installed on the dance floor, which do not experience a shortage of those who want to spin around them. It will not be possible to capture this spectacle, since photography and video filming are prohibited. For girls, there is a special entertainment here - gifts are thrown from the stage right into the crowd, whoever caught it - he took it. Guys are not allowed to catch.
The toilets are equipped with LCD TVs, defecate in a boring environment - it's not night club in Patong "H ollywood. After using the toilet, even specially assigned people will help you dry your hands. Every week there are theme parties in honor of a movie.
Among the most spectacular theme parties are Moulin Rouge, Pirates Caribbean and others based on famous films.
On the day of the party, the premises of the club change greatly due to the design of the halls. When the masquerade show reaches its climax, a lottery begins, where you can win very good prizes.
"Tiger" (Tiger Disco)
Disco club in Patong, located on the famous Bangla Road. Girls are free, entrance ticket for men is 200 baht (one drink is included). Soft drinks from 100 baht, cocktails - from 150 baht. The nightclub differs from others in its interior: tiger and snake heads, different stones, just high ceilings. It feels like you are in a cave.
The hall is decorated with living plants and paintings. There is even a garden, and there is a special place for smoking. Quite an impressive range of drinks, including exclusive ones. The prices here are higher than in other nightclubs in Patong. Foam parties are often held here, as well as Russian Nights, White parties, full moon parties - every month on the full moon, unbridled dances with a fire show await the club's visitors.
In addition to the nightclubs named in Phuket, one can single out such establishments as:
- "Banana", where classical music is performed live;
- "White Room" with white interior;
- "Moulin Rouge" - Russian strip club with free entrance, but paid exit at a negotiated price, escort services are provided;
- "Soi Crocodile" (or Soi Katoey) - at the entrance, visitors are lured by transvestites in chic outfits with feathers; for a nominal fee you can take a picture with them;
- "Kiss Disco" - a nightclub for gays, every night there is a cabaret show twice;
- "Illusion" - accommodates more than four thousand visitors and is equipped with the latest technology, theatrical performances are periodically held in the style of the circus "Du Soleil".
All nightclubs in Phuket are located close to each other, so you can safely choose: if you don’t like one, go a few steps and look into another, and so at least all night.
Remember that some nightclubs are designed exclusively for gay guys.
Literally in every institution you can find a full range of Thai entertainment, girls without complexes, look at spectacular exotic shows. The main thing after that is not to oversleep all day, because during the day Phuket also offers a lot of interesting things.
Various excursion destinations, modern infrastructure and a luxurious hotel base - all this is the island of Phuket. He is the most famous resort Thailand. A huge number of luxury housing, villas and five-star hotels also make it one of the most expensive resorts. The size of the island is almost the same as the size of Singapore. A special bridge connects the island with the mainland.
Phuket nightlife
Phuket is also known as the island that never sleeps. And this is true, because it is almost impossible to find another place with the same number and variety of evening entertainment. Anyone who wants to experience a real fun nightlife will be able to enjoy cozy themed bars, evening shows, live music concerts and much more.
According to tourists best places for a fun time in the evening is:
1. Bars
Those who want to relax, drink and chat should definitely visit one of the attractions of the night Phuket. There is a huge number of different bars where you can not only drink a glass of your favorite drink, but also meet a girl, play billiards, enjoy a variety of thematic programs. For lovers of live music, there is a great opportunity to enjoy music in rock bars, where, as a rule, local bands work.
2. Clubs
The location of the most famous nightclubs in Phuket is Bangla Road- the main party street. It has clubs such as:
famous. The location of this club is the third floor of a large one in Patong. The entrance to the institution is decorated with a red carpet, which indicates the elite of the institution. The walls of the club are decorated with beautiful hand-painted paintings. The special effect of the picture is produced under the unusual. There is a large swimming pool above the club. open air.
This club stands out among many others with its extravagant design, quality service and comfortable environment. Entrance to the club is paid. It should be noted that the Famous club is favorite place Russian-speaking vacationers, so do not be surprised. When you hear remixes of Russian songs.
Seduction- the best dance club in Phuket, owned by the Finns. This club status is confirmed
Ayut is constantly visited by world-famous DJs, such as Leeroy Thornhill (The Prodigy) or Paul Oakenfold.
On Wednesdays, you can attend a beach party here, you can come to a disco from from 10 pm. Club visitors can also visit the restaurant and enjoy delicious Italian dishes. Seduction consists of two floors:
- first with beautiful hall, bar and dance floor;
- the second - with a VIP-hall and a huge dance floor for a large company.
Hollywood, which is the largest disco on Bangla Road.
In the club you can hear different styles of music from Thai DJs.
The main difference between Hollywood is the ability to take part in various games and competitions.
It should be noted that entrance to the disco here is free.
3. Discos
The oldest and most popular disco in Patong, which is also very incendiary Banana Disco, which is located 50m from Bangla Road right next to Patong Beach Hotel, and the newly opened and state-of-the-art Banana Walk Mall. It should be noted that smoking in the disco itself is prohibited, there is a special outdoor bar for this.
On the Baya Beach disco you will feel like you are at a big party. At the entrance you will be greeted by cute girls dressed in 90s barbie style.
Disco Tiger (Tiger Disco) is an huge complex entertainment. It is located on Bangla Road in Patong Beach.
4. Show
Exotic lovers should definitely visit such attractions as go-go show or ping pong show. But don't expect a game of tennis here. You will be surprised at what Thais do with their private parts. Please note that you will not need to pay to enter the go-go show, but drinks here are very expensive.
Photos and Videos of Phuket Nightlife
To your attention Photos and Videos of all Phuket nightlife. You can see how they look outside and inside.
First of all, I want to swim in the warm clear sea, lie down on the snow-white sand under the friendly hot southern sun Thailand. But now, a whole day has passed, the sun has gone below the horizon. What does every tourist prefer to do at night, having arrived on vacation at sea? Of course, have fun. For this beach Patong, would fit perfectly. It is Patong Beach that most people choose for an active night out.
The main street of Patong is bangla road(Bangla road). Walking along it during the day in search of cafes for lunch or just looking at souvenir shops, you don’t notice anything unusual, but as soon as darkness falls on Island, as the roadway is blocked, and the street turns into one huge open-air nightclub. You can get to the street either by tuk-tuk, or by taxi, or by motorbike. Absolutely any driver knows where this place is. The closer you get, the brighter the lights, the louder the music, the more people you meet along the way.
Unimaginable emotions of exotic nightlife fall upon the tourist who got here, plunging into the world of incendiary fun. One of the main attractions of the street is transsexuals, or as they are also called lady-boys. You can take a picture with transsexuals for a moderate fee (within 200 baht). It is appropriate to note that transsexuals can be found not only here, but also during the day in cafes, on the beach, in the market. Thailand has long been famous for its transgender people. Try to be loyal to the exotic, even if the exotic seems unusual.
There is a belief that one day the Buddha went to a village that he met on the way. There he met the local population, shocking the people with his beauty. One of the locals fell in love with him, but did not say so. The Buddha left, and the young man loved him so much that he turned into a woman. After some time, the Buddha returned to this village. That local already had a family. When they met, they talked. The girl told that she used to be a man, but love for him turned him into a woman. The Buddha did not expect this. Later in his wanderings, he took on various forms in order to avoid such situations.
A large number of ladyboys and girls of the most ancient profession are waiting for clients looking for love adventures. Despite the well-known fact that transvestites are men, they are as popular as girls. Coming here, someone is looking for the gentle embrace of girls, others just want to dance, some want to listen to live music, the rest look at all this splendor.
Love the exotic? Must visit go-go show or a ping pong show. In bars, Thai girls do unimaginable things with the help of their intimate places. However, be careful. Entrance to the go-go show is free. For drinks you will have to pay a round sum.
Information about institutions can be found in leaflets handed out everywhere. Each club invites guests in different ways. Someone announces free admission, others will offer free cocktails. Once on the so-called Happy hour, you can get two cocktails for the price of one. The night promises to be long. Why limit yourself to one thing, because the choice is so great! "Tiger", "Hollywood", "Crocodail";, "53", "Seduction" are all names of nightclubs in Patong. Each club is equipped with a bar counter, with a huge amount of drinks, tables, a dance floor.
Tired of dancing? Numerous bars are at your disposal. Bar staff will be happy to offer you a table. Here you can relax, drink, chat. Perfect place to meet girls. Love live music? Welcome to rock bars where local bands play live music. It is appropriate to note that they play quite well. The performers' repertoire includes such monsters of rock as AC / DC, Metallica, Red Hot Chilli Peppers. They have more than enough spectators. Every evening a full house. Sometimes there are no free tables.
Hungry? The doors of Thai "Starbucks", "McDonalds", "Burger king" are open all night. Would you like to buy a keepsake? It couldn't be easier. Local Thai sellers are waiting for buyers almost until the morning. Where else can you find a market open at night?! The street is literally on the seashore, in a couple of minutes you are already walking on soft sand. A light breeze blows pleasantly, the sound of the waves pleasantly soothes. But even here you don't get bored. Beach vendors will gladly offer to launch sky lanterns into the sky. The cost is low, but there are more than enough emotions.
Incendiary rhythms of dance music, beckoning girls of easy virtue, sparkling souvenir shops, deliciously smelling cafes - all this is Bangla Road. There are no restrictions here, absolutely everything is possible here. A sea of pleasures awaits, do not even hesitate! There are other clubs on Patong Beach. All of them are very popular with tourists. It all depends on the desire, mood and size of the tourist's wallet. The choice is yours! The beaches of Karon and Kata are certainly not so incendiary, but they also have a couple of clubs in stock. Arriving in Thailand, do not forget to visit them. Then with full confidence it will be possible to say that you have tried a lot on this vacation!
